We're All Going to Die

I alway knew the pigs had it in for us
I could see them plotting and scheming in their pens
The Porkopalypse has begun

Getting Home

You can have all the Grand Slams you want
I'll take a steal of home any day
The most exciting play in sports

My Itunes Top Ten Played 4/20 - 4/26

1. "Long As I Can See The Light" - Creedence Clearwater Revival
2. "I've Got Friends" - Manchester Orchestra
3. "Clap for the Killers" - Street Sweeper
4. "Long Time Gone" - The Dixie Chicks
5. "The Only One" - Manchester Orchestra
6. "Shake It Out' - Manchester Orchestra
7. "Ocean Breathes Salty" - Modest Mouse
8. "Unless It's Kicks" - Okkervil River
9. "Furr" - Blitzen Trapper
10. "Black River Killer" - Blitzen Trapper

I'm Too Lazy for Poetry

Queue Gets No Shorter

The red Netflix envelopes taunt me from across the room
Open, unwatched
Waiting weeks for me to notice them
Why do I pay for this?

Say "Cheese"

I find that I prefer terrible movies
Inept labors of love
Spectacularly bad films with a cult following
Mostly because those are the movies
I think I would make anyway

Delinquency

The city of Lilburn recently legalized karaoke in bars
Which was previously outlawed to prevent crime
Seems like a strong measure just to prevent felony against Foreigner